I have an Erdős-Bacon number of 7 [if you count TV; but I restricted it to same-episode appearances]
Erdős number 4: Me --> Noah Rosenberg --> Michael Blum --> Svante Janson --> Paul Erdős
Bacon number 3: Me --[Brainwave]--> Troy Johnson --[Iron Chef America]--> Bobby Flay --[The Chew]--> Kevin Bacon
(Note that once I get an upcoming project out with Mike Steel my Erdős number will be 3: Me --> Mike Steel --> John Moon --> Paul Erdős)

Sometimes I think of a portmanteau that I consider to be art. (Everyone who knows me just rolled their eyes out of their head). So I present: Artmanteaus